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- Shera
- I would say I'm pretty nomadic, I like to roam around living here and there. Every so often I get the feeling that I have to travel so up I get! I have the usual: 2 parents, and a younger sister. I like to bake, knit, and generally try to enjoy myself where ever I am.
Hear no evil, See no evil, Speak naught
Being in China you get a lot of things said that are funny here are a few (some might be with stories, more than likely not!). Not all of these are from China, sometimes I just come across something that makes me laugh.
Girls like boys that are ripe: Excellent, boys are like fruit! Obviously I missed this part of education, no wonder I'm single! I should be going around squeezing guys I like to make sure they are "ripe" wouldn't want to get an unripe one which I think is my usual problem. Then again I have a problem with overly ripe ones as well. Must remedy this!
Do gay people have sex? Oh dear! Then again with no sex education and sex itself being "mysterious" and "secret" I'm not surprised students aged 20 don't know this.
Safety paper: amuses me to no end! I didn't realize sanitary napkins kept you safe. Safe from what? Fire? Drought? Self combustion? They come in "summer" and "winter" types. Winter ones keep you warm, why you'd want that I'm not sure!
Female holiday: I'm getting my wisdom tooth taken out on Monday, one of the things I was asked was this. At first I was a little confused, then I realized my translator student meant "period." I doubt very much Western women would call it a "holiday" more like the other weeks are a holiday!
Lust limb: I briefly caught a bit of a movie, some danish cartoon thingie call beowulf, and this is what a character said. Cracked me up no end. What a brilliant little sentence for describing a penis!
Tuning Fork: Was watching CSI the other week and Greg said to the new girl (can't remember but she's played by Lauren Lee Smith) and he said "why would you need to analyze her tuning forks" in reference to the woman's vibrators. I love Greg to bits especially when he comes up with things like that. Excellent!
Girls like boys that are ripe: Excellent, boys are like fruit! Obviously I missed this part of education, no wonder I'm single! I should be going around squeezing guys I like to make sure they are "ripe" wouldn't want to get an unripe one which I think is my usual problem. Then again I have a problem with overly ripe ones as well. Must remedy this!
Do gay people have sex? Oh dear! Then again with no sex education and sex itself being "mysterious" and "secret" I'm not surprised students aged 20 don't know this.
Safety paper: amuses me to no end! I didn't realize sanitary napkins kept you safe. Safe from what? Fire? Drought? Self combustion? They come in "summer" and "winter" types. Winter ones keep you warm, why you'd want that I'm not sure!
Female holiday: I'm getting my wisdom tooth taken out on Monday, one of the things I was asked was this. At first I was a little confused, then I realized my translator student meant "period." I doubt very much Western women would call it a "holiday" more like the other weeks are a holiday!
Lust limb: I briefly caught a bit of a movie, some danish cartoon thingie call beowulf, and this is what a character said. Cracked me up no end. What a brilliant little sentence for describing a penis!
Tuning Fork: Was watching CSI the other week and Greg said to the new girl (can't remember but she's played by Lauren Lee Smith) and he said "why would you need to analyze her tuning forks" in reference to the woman's vibrators. I love Greg to bits especially when he comes up with things like that. Excellent!
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I think that's a beautiful picture.
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